Pregnancy does a lot of messed up things to a woman. There's the wonderful constipation, back pain, heartburn, nausea, loss of bladder control, swelling (everywhere) and a fabulous looking complexion. I've never encountered issues with my face before in my other pregnancies, of course I've never been pregnant with twins before, so I get double the pleasure of these life altering side effects.
Recently, my face has become a bit blochy and almost pimply looking. It's quite attractive. Well, yesterday I told my sister about this and asked her what she thought. We were both working over the weekend, with everyone else in our office doing an extremely huge conversion in our computer system. She merely said she had noticed and that it had to be related to pregnancy/hormones.. So, later, as I'm getting ready to leave, I asked her what time she would be by in the morning with little miss. She said "8:00 Zit Face" and apparently, she got quite a kick out of her self and started roaring with laughter. Just then, the most delicate little air biscuit escaped out of her backside.. which sent me into a fit of the giggles, and then right into the bathroom (my bladder is no where near what it used to be, and with 2 babies hanging out on it.. I can't even sneeze without having to run to the john)
So, there it is.. you give a pregnant lady shit about her poor zitty complexion, then karma is going to come back and suck a fart so sweet out of you.. in front of all your co-workers! haha!!
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LOL ! You just ratted on dasistah! I only heard the crazy laughing and then you running for the bathroom...I knew you peed but I didn't know the air biscuit preceded all that!! Too funny! What a weekend...I'm surprised more of us didn't commit air biscuitry hee hee
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